jogging in the morning sounds rewarding until you actually do it and then you hate your whole life
the gaming industry annoys me a lot because it has the potential to be the most creative and diverse outlet we have but like. nah. we got cod. and fifa. 0 female leading characters. the exact same slightly rough looking, dark haired, middle aged white dude.. 3/10
take me down to the forbidden city where the grass is forbidden and the girls are forbidden
the father, the son, and the (unreal tournament voice) holy shit
things to say during sex
- "this reminds me of an episode of star trek"
- interspecies and gay marriage is allowed (you can be a lizard guy and marry a werewolf dude if you want)
- you can kill things by yelling at them
- you can punch bears
- you can secretly shove 100 potatoes in someone’s pocket
- there are lizard furry porn books scattered all across the place
i get so annoyed when people are like “not everyone can be vegan there are people living in food deserts” like damn dude i am not going after people in difficult situations, i am coming after u & ur 40 dollar gourmet cheese wheel
my aesthetic: a potted cactus on a skateboard, always moving, no one knows where it came from or where it’s going
i changed my name on tf2 to ‘Gamer Girl’ and im immediately being messaged by people ?????????? ?????????????
after being badgered for 2 minutes i was then banned from a server for ‘begging for items’. Only thing I ever said was ‘what’
just a quick update i am now extorting pre-teen boys for hats